Yogurt Monster
My wife recently made a new blog post. In it she wrote:
I don’t eat a ton of yogurt compared to my family [...]
What Rhx says is absolutely correct. I would like to say, on the record, that I also don't eat a ton of yogurt compared to the rest of my family. The reason ⅔ of the family can eat less than the average is because we are living with a Yogurt Monster.
The Yogurt Monster is a creature who converts yogurt into creative interpretations of kid's songs. We love him very much.